Peacocks

To: zombieflashlightning@therollingstones.com
From: agent@edvictor.co.uk
Subject: memoir
Date: 6 March 2007 12:21:03

Dear Mr Richards,

I must admit that when I asked Sean to ascertain whether you were, in fact, the real Keith Richards, I never expected such an immediate or extravagant response. You may rest assured that the twenty trained peacocks outside our offices have put their point across and may now be returned to your estate. I would be honored and pleased to talk business with you. Could you join us for tea?

All best,
Ed Victor