Keith Richards' Memoir: The Emails

To: zombieflashlightning@therollingstones.com
From: victor.assistant@edvictor.co.uk
Subject: your submission
Date: 6 March 2007 09:45:22

Dear Mr Richards,

Thank you for your recent submission to our agency. Mr Victor has asked me to write to ask you to confirm that you are indeed Keith Richards of the rock band the Rolling Stones. If you could please send along some proof of identification, we’d be grateful. Of course we regret taking this embarrassing measure but we were quite surprised to find your letter in our slush pile.

All best,
Sean Wylde
Assistant to Ed Victor